Teaser Tuesday (Apr 24)

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading. Here's how it works..

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (Make sure what you share does not give too much away! You don't want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author too so other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Here's my teaser...

Now for the tie breaker: what was going on in their pants. That’s how crazy in love Rich was with Elyse –so head over heels that he would stare at another man’s crotch to estimate what the dude was packing, see if it measured up to the old Italian salsicca Rich kept tucked down in his boxer briefs, which,  he had been told, was impressive. (Fifteen Digits by Nick Santora pg. 100)